Note: I’ll save Newt Gingrich the time by developing his desired test for all Muslims myself. Here’s some of the questions that might appear on such a test :
Do you believe in a Day of Judgment, salvation of the faithful, and condemnation of nonbelievers?
Do you have ANY Muslim blood in your ancestry? (note: your ancestry will be documented and verified by a professional genealogist).
Do you believe God’s Law trumps any and all laws made by human beings?
Do you believe nonbelievers should have restricted rights and/or should be imprisoned or executed because they are poison to human civilization as God wants it?
Do you believe women should be put back in the kitchen, barefoot, and pregnant and that they should simply be the servants of their husbands because they are inferior to man?
Do you believe all homosexuals or suspected homosexuals should be exterminated?
Do you believe homosexuality is a “sin”?
Do you believe that there is only One True God and that Only One True God is the one that you believe in?
Do you believe people of other faiths are “infidels” and should be exterminated or enslaved?
Do you believe in capital punishment?
Do you believe that if your children defy your rules you should have the God-given right to kill them (otherwise known as honor killings)?
Do you hold the belief that women and children are little less than property? (be honest as you will be given a lie detector test at the end of this written test).
Do you believe God fully supports YOUR religion and no other?
Do you believe YOUR religion is the ONLY religion sanctioned by and created by God?
Do you believe in ONE God?
Do you believe that the reason the world today is in such a mess is due to nonbelievers running things?
Would you like to see humankind return to the days in which the Law of the Land was that found in YOUR religious writ?
Do you believe that it would be best for humanity if all nonbelievers were exterminated?
Do you hold the view that God created some races to be slaves?
Do you believe that as one of the “faithful” that you should have more rights and privileges in life than all nonbelievers?
Do you believe that YOUR religion should be the ONLY religion allowed?
Do you believe that YOUR religion should be the official State religion of YOUR government?
Do you hold the view that YOUR religion should be IMPOSED on all people?
Do you believe that sometimes “Holy War” is not only necessary but is mandated by God Himself?
Do you believe God is Male?
Do you believe that you should be allowed time off daily from work in order to pray as many times as you desire?
Do you believe that the Laws as set forth by the God you believe in should be the law of the nation you live in and all other nations?
Do you believe your God is the only right one and all others are fakes?
Do you believe courts should be under the rule of your clergymen and not secular government?
Do you believe that as a “true believer” that you have an obligation to your God to spread his teachings and rules?
If you had the chance would you attempt to impose your religious beliefs on others?
Do you believe in Heaven and Hell?
Do you believe people of your faith go to Heaven when they die while those not of your faith get to burn in Hell for Eternity?
Do you believe that your religion has the God-given right to evangelize the world no matter what?
Do you believe you can do anything you want, ask for forgiveness, and still go to Heaven when you die?
Do you believe sex outside of marriage is a sin?
Do you believe eating some foods or engaging in some sexual acts are sinful?
Do you hold the view that your religion is the only right religion and all other religions are wrong?
Do you believe in God?
Do you hold the belief that marriage is something strictly meant to be between a man and a woman?
Thank you for taking the “Muslim Test” We may have additional questions for you if we suspect you MIGHT be a Muslim who supports Sharia (God’s Law)…….ANY GOD’S LAW!!. 🙂
IF you answered “yes” to any of the above questions you MIGHT be a Muslim and you MIGHT be a supporter of Sharia! Ahhhh…..but you might not be a Muslim at all or you might be a fundamentalist Christian or Jew BUT that won’t matter because this test has exposed you as a radical Sharia-supporting Muslim and YOU WILL BE DEPORTED!! (even though you were born in the USA and have never even been to a Muslim country)