Ladies and Gents step right up! See the amazing 2016 edition of the American Circus the GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!! See the fat man who sings like a bird. See the two-headed rattlesnake that spits poison and kills! See the astounding throwback! He’s scary! He’s big! He’s hairy! He’s the Washington WILDMAN!!
But that’s NOT all Ladies and Gents for ONE NIGHT ONLY we present to you the GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH in ring number 3. GASP as Boxing Red-nosed Clown Hillary and Karate Straw-haired Donnie battle it out in an ASTOUNDING show of force as they duke it out for the top spot in the CRAP HOUSE! Why you’ve never seen anything like it! And you’ll never see anything like it again! It’s guaranteed to be dramatic! Stupendous! Gut-wrenching! Gasping! SHOCKING! Who will win? Get your tickets now at the little booth over there and COME ON IN!
SEE THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH HAPPENING NOW for ONE NIGHT ONLY!
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