Send Congress to Space! Brilliant Idea!!!

President Trump signed a bill today making the human exploration of Mars part of NASA’s mission. One of the bills sponsors Senator Ted Cruz R-TX suggested Trump might want to send Congress to space in addition. Trump responded by saying, “What a great idea that would be.” And indeed it would!

For what we are paying these 535 people who mostly do NOTHING I think sending them to explore space might make them actually earn their paychecks. Oh but wait….Congress tends to have problems screwing things up so this might not be such a good idea. I mean, what if they encounter actual intelligent alien life? Likely they’d botch the first meeting up and that could result in Earth being attacked by UFOs. No, on second thought let’s not send Congress to explore space. Sorry 🙂

Source:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TRUMP_NASA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-03-21-18-37-46

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